accueillir la pluie

welcome the rain

For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can’t readily accept the God formula, the big answers don’t remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.

—Charles Bukowski

The ASPCA commercials are so depressing. People that abuse innocent animals should be abused. Publicly.

True story, 

True story, 

I would love to spend Christmas/New Years in Paris. One day. 

I would love to spend Christmas/New Years in Paris. One day. 

A conversation between Duck Dynasty Guy and Jesus.

inothernews:

DUCK DYNASTY GUY: Gays are disgusting!
JESUS: Stop being an asshole.
DUCK DYNASTY GUY: But the Bible —
JESUS: Fuck you for bringing the Bible into this.
DUCK DYNASTY GUY: But Jesus —
JESUS: I am Jesus, you backwards prick.
DUCK DYNASTY GUY: But our followers on Facebook signed a petition calling on A&E to put me back on the show!
JESUS: Dude, have you MET Facebook?
DUCK DYNASTY GUY: I have.
JESUS: And?
DUCK DYNASTY GUY: They’re a bunch of… um —
JESUS: Go on, say it.
DUCK DYNASTY GUY: …a bunch of quacks?
JESUS: That’s my boy.

Cabo was amazing! My best friend is a pilot. My first and probably last time in a private jet.